why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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