My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
