Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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