We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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