it wasn't lemon gatorade
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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