Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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