She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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