he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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