Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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