Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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