i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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