Where is the hickey?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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