I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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