Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
DR UNK TOWN USA
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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