apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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