I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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