so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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