I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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