As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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