Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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