pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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