He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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