trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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