so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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