But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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