is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The adults are the big ones right?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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