ADVERTISEMENT

• (516): View more from New York

  There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

  Fav 136 4452 1074

  share tweet
  

• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?

  Fav 55 3574 1338

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (434): View more from Virginia

  So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

  Fav 28 6047 1356

  share tweet
  

• (949): View more from California

  Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.

  Fav 10 5725 1165

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (309): View more from Illinois

  I stole so many things from the ER last night.

  Fav 10 2923 1276

  share tweet
  

• (785): View more from Kansas

  You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.

  Fav 8 3492 1231

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (910): View more from North Carolina

  he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol

  Fav 5 1577 842

  share tweet
  

• (315): View more from New York

  I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun

  Fav 3 1884 765

  share tweet
  

• (816): View more from Missouri

  Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me

  Fav 5 1305 759

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.

  Fav 1 988 676

  share tweet
  

• (415): View more from California

  I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high

  Fav 1 946 431

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (775): View more from Nevada

  He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...

  Fav 3 609 360

  share tweet
  

• (647): View more from Ontario

  My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.

  Fav 5 475 163

  share tweet
  

• (317): View more from Indiana

  As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs

  Fav 0 46 16

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (804): View more from Virginia

  You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.

  Fav 0 9 27

  share tweet
  

Randomize