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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (954): View more from Florida

  thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...

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  I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!

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• (408): View more from California

  That's why god made go-pro's and tequila

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I think I met my butt stuff soulmate

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