You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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