I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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