can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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