I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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