shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
wow bdsm is so cute
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