I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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