If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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