i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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