id be glad to
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm passing your future prison.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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