So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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