How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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