I didn't shave. On purpose
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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