belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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