Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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