Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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