Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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