Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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