yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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