I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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