Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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