I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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