2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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