Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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