Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He did a backflip because drugs
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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