I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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