You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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