He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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