Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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